your wii is not thirsty.
My mildly unhinged MLP x The Legend of Spyro crossover
We went from “#freethenipple” to “gay Internet communists will call you a pervert for admitting you sometimes jack off” in the space of like 3 years
I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before. A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention. After all, look how femme they are.
But to me, this makes perfect sense. When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore. It’s a job that you have. As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore. It’s not a requirement. It’s just a fun hobby you can get into. Or a little treat sometimes.
girl what. im obsessed with you.
hey i hope this isn’t a bad time but one billion points lava damage
I theorize the reason “bottoms” appear more prevalent than “tops” on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
“uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*” easy as shit comedy
“I want to put my DICK in someone” whoa dude calm down, take it easy
“I want to put my
DICK in someone” whoa dude calm
down, take it easy
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
evil mental condition
this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????
and who made him king of the stephens anyways????
2 ibuprofen 3 orgasm 1 enegey drink
try my recipe
pleas e
“The point of horror is to survive” “the point of horror is to be doomed” maybe the point of horror is to cum
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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they’re been going through
hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn’t even real and I could start crying any second
I huave an idea guys















